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CALOSS
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Women Like Apples, Men like Grapes
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Women are like apples on trees. The best ones are at the top of the tree.
Most men don't want to reach for the good ones because they are afraid
of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they sometimes take the apples
from the ground that aren't as good, but easy. The apples at the top
think something is wrong with them, when in reality, they're amazing.
They just have to wait for the right person to come along, the one who
is brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.

Now Men are like a fine wine. They begin as grapes, and it's up to
Women to stomp the shit out of them until they turn into something
Acceptable enough to have dinner with.


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noooo sah but funny neway

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lol

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wow so so right that the men actually have to agree with behind ever strong man their is a stronger women right BESIDE them bm

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behind or beside mek up yuh mind... ;)

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lol but not true

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LOLOLOLOLOL  LOL  HOW TRUE bmbmbmbmlmmao

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cyah compare food with the ladies

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lol....................this is so true

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