A stranger was seated next to a little black girl on the airplane when

the stranger turned to her and said, "Let's talk. I've heard that 
flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow 
passenger."

The little girl, who had just opened her coloring book, closed it 
slowly and said to the stranger, "What would you like to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the stranger.

"Since you are a Negro, do you think that so-called President Elect Barak Obama is qualified for the job?," and he smiles.

 "OK," she said. 'That could be an interesting topic. But let me ask 
you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same 
stuff - g.r.a.s.s. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns 
out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried g.r.a.s.s. Why do
you suppose that is?"

The stranger, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence,
thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little 
girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss President Barak
Obama when you don't know s-h-i-t?"