5. She`s My Friend ...   Lets be serious, female friends are women that your man wants to F*** but they are waiting for the right moment. Your man is waiting for you to be too tired, have a headache, period or jus pissed off at you so he has a good excuse to go running into her bed. If there is no proof of a female being related to your man then she is put on the watch list. Once in a while a guy and girl can just be friends but I rather stay sceptical of every female.

4. I dont give head!!  It`s 2010.... Just about all males are sucking women , but a lot still wont admit to it!! They  dont want to be looked at as a Bowas or have a reputation for  deep sea diving with there tongue .  males  will tell you he dont  get down like that and next time you see him he got a neck brace from all the head movements he has  been doing! So  if he says he never sucks ****y he is a :liar. Some guys might just really not do it and will wait until marriage, but you can tell them they will need practice.

3. 3. Ive got a headache this is because his wifey, matey, baby madda and the gyal from dung di road him fi cheating on them

 2. Im tired : Needs no explanation , YOU NOT GETTING ANY. You can try to get your ****y filled but he gonna detest  caa him just your madda, sister and your best friend Ladies its these times we take out our dildo`s to pleasure ourselves and our mans want to complain still

1. This is your buddy I cant lie I heard this lie before and thought to myself [A WHO HE A TRY FOOL] . Its only yours when he is up inside your pu55y, who knows how many b!$%hes get an easy pass for it. To be honest, males should say this is your Buddy for the next few hours, night, or until a girl with more game and more money comes along. It cant be mine cause my name aint on it and your name aint on mine so   .

BONUS: (during Phone-Convo) "HOLD ON SOMEONES ON THE OTHER LINE"........(CLICKS OVER).....(CLICKS BACK)............."THATS MY MOM ON THE OTHER LINE....CAN I CALL YOU BACK?" :lie::lie:
**exits**