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A Russian woman married a Canadian gentleman &they lived happily ever

after in Toronto . The poor lady was

not very proficient in English, but did manage to communicate with her

husband. The real problem arose

whenever she had to shop for groceries.


One day, she went to the butcher &

wanted to buy chicken legs.

She didn't know how to put forward

her request, so, in desperation,

clucked like a chicken& lifted

up her skirt to show her thighs.

Her butcher got the message &

gave her the chicken legs.


Next day she needed to get chicken breasts, again she didn't know how to say it,

so she clucked like a chicken &

unbuttoned her blouse to show

the butcher her breasts. The butcher understood again and gave her

some chicken breasts.


On the 3rd day, the poor lady needed

to buy sausages. Unable to find a way to communicate this, she brought her

husband to the store...

 




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What were you 
thinking?

Her husband speaks English! 



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HA DA ONE YAH GET MI FI TRU..HAHA...THNK SHE DID GO AMPUTATE HIM SAUSAGE LOOOOL

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Ashani101 wrote:

HA DA ONE YAH GET MI FI TRU..HAHA...THNK SHE DID GO AMPUTATE HIM SAUSAGE LOOOOL


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lol I need to stop thinkin like a normal person

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Cobra93 wrote:

lol I need to stop thinkin like a normal person


weird who tell u u normal hmm

 



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hmm neva mek mi laugh weird was i suppose to?

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oh, ok...i get it.pfft i like what i was thinking better

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