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MZ Guru
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I can hear you laughing

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it
> all around the house with his finger. 
>
>    His mother tells him to  stop it as he's liable to
> break something, but the boy continues.
>
>    "Johnny!" Mom screams. "Knock it
> off."
>  You're going to break something. He stops and
> eventually Mom leaves for a
>  short trip to the shopping center.
>    Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom
> has left for the store... 
>
>    He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet
> where he leaves it..
>    Mom comes in and while putting away the groceries gets
> the urge, 
>
>  A  diarrhea run. She can hardly make it to the toilet in
> time and SPLASH, out it comes.
>  When she's finished, she looks down and can't
> believe what she's seeing. 
>
>    She's not sure what this big brown thing  is in the
> toilet! 
>
>    She calls her doctor. The doctor is baffled as she
> describes the situation, 
>
>    but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine
> everything.
>    When he arrives she leads him to the bathroom and he
> gets down on his knees 
>
>    and takes a long, hard look at the thing. 
>
>    Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to
> see what it
>  might be and POP! The balloon explodes and poop is
> everywhere. 
>
>    On him, the walls, etc.
>  "Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?" she asks.
>    He says, "I've been in this business for over
> 30 years, 
>
>    and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a
> fart !"
>
>    You're laughing aren't you
>  ....I know you are!!!
>    I CAN HEAR YOU LAUGHING!



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