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Rasta Job Application


PERSONAL INFORMATION

Name - Bobo Dread Amaka Baka Fari

Age - I man noh count birtday

Date of Birth - Mi sey Rasta noh deal wid dem tings deh man

Address - Uppa di Hills a Wesmorlan

Tel. No. - I man Doan participate ina di Bablyon system

Marital Status & No. of Children - I an I hav nuff comman law wif an 21 likkle soljas a run bout roun di island

Occupation: Sell Jelly coknat pan Spanish Town Rd. and weed outta mi Kitchen winda

Company Name - I man noh kip company yuh noh seeit

Present Position - Mi like di Lizzad lap positian .. but mi open to any adda position, yuh noh seet

FINANCIAL INFORMATION

Average Monthly Income - Depends pan di season and di demans fi di weed .. some time bizniss slow an ting

Credit Reference - More Fyah! I man noh deal wid credit .. strickly up front dallas a do it

Unsecured Overdraft Limit - Chat English .. a wha di *lo**baught dat?

Secured Overdraft Limit - Mi sey yuh fi chat English!!

Personal Loan Amount - Tony owe mi bout 40 gran .. a gwine buss im *lo**Klaat when a buck im up

Monthly Payment - Ask Tony cause a monts now mi noh si nat a cent fram im

No. of Monthly Payment Outstanding - Yuh def? Mi seh Tony noh gi mi back mi money so all a it outstanding

Mortgage Loan Amount - Mi noh pay margage fi mi zinc shed .. is I man build dat

Monthly Payment- Yuh com back a ask di same foolishness?

No. of Monthly Payment Outstanding - Is wha do dis ooman dowe eeh? MI SEY TONY NOH PAY MI YET!!

This is interview is over .. Application for Loan Denied

GOH WEH!!! unu hypocrite an Sadomite unu!
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but what a way tony hurt him chances fi get di loan. SMH


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tony a phassy him fi pay di man lol

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seen it alreaddy but still a clasiklol

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lmao jahrastafa iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, hail he king selassie i that standed upon di mountain of xion.... lmao2

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weird was dis intended t0 b a j0ke....weird wanda y mi nah lauf

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tony mek di ras nuh get di loan

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kinda get the joke but person who put this together need to think more remember its a job application so how come the application for the load Denied lol

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Tony always wins...HAHA!

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lollollol The person who post this....is it suppose to be a job application or a loan application? It looks more to me like a loan application.

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"Present Position - Mi like di Lizzad lap positian .. but mi open to any adda position, yuh noh seet"




a job interview d **** go or wat? lol

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Dj_ChuCx wrote:

weird was dis intended t0 b a j0ke....weird wanda y mi nah lauf



Same thing i was gonna say... smh. And this application is for a loan, not a job.

 



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