A married man was visiting his girlfriend one day, when she requested that he shave his beard.

"Oh, Michael, I like your beard, but I would really love to see your handsome face."

Michael replied, "My wife loves this beard, I couldnt possibly do it. She would kill me!"

"Oh, please?" the girlfriend asked again in a sexy little voice.

"Really, I cant," he replied. "My wife loves this beard!"

The girlfriend asked once more, and he sighed and finally gave in.

That night, Michael crawled into bed with his wife while she was sleeping.

The wife woke up somewhat, felt his face, and replied "Oh, Jeffrey, you shouldnt be here. My husband will be home soon!"