1.BUY A CHRYSLER, TEK AWF THE SIGN AND A TRY CONVINCE PPL SEH A DI EUROPEAN VERSION FI A MAYBACH
2.BUY A QUART A BRANDY AND PUT IT INNA EMPTY COGNAC BOTTLE AND HAVE IT A DRINK LIKE WATER
3. A SPORT A BLACKBERRY OR IPHONE AND NAAH TELL PPL SEH A DI CHINESE VERSION
4.U BUY A USED 52" FLAT SCREEN TV A FLEA MARKET A MIAMI FI BOUT $300 FROM A CUBAN AND THEN GET A ORIGINAL RECIEPT FI ONE A BEST BUY AND A TELL PPL SEH A BRAND NEW, BUT THE CRACK UP A DI TOP A FACTORY FAULT AND U SOON CARRY IT BACK
5.GO INNA PPL VEHICLE AND A TEK PICS INNA DI DRIVER SEAT AND HAVE THE NERVE FI A SEH A YOUR CAR
6.YUH GAAH EMANCIPATION PARK AND TEK PICS AND TELL PPL SEH A WHEN U DEH A MIAMI U TEK THEM
7. TEK PICS WID U INNA MAWL ROAD AND A TELL PPL SEH A WHEN U GUH NEW YORK FI DI WEEKEND AND HOW OVA SNOW DID A FALL
8. GET A SEARS OR MACY'S SHOPPING BAG BUY SOME CHEAP CLOTHES A DOWNTOWN KINGSTON AND SPRAY SOME COLOGNE INNA IT AND TELL PPL SEH U BUY DEM A FARIN
9.TELL U FAMILY MEMBER THAT INSTEAD A SEND THE WHOLE US$200 DOLLAR ONE TIME, SEND IT PIECE, PIECE, THAT WAY U GO INNA WESTERN UNION MORE THAN ONE TIME FI DI DAY
10. TURN A BAG INSIDE OUT AND A EXPOSE THE STRIPES DEM PON IT AND A TELL PPL SEH A GUCCI
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