POLICE IN THE DISTRICT OF BACKAFOWL CLARENDON WERE DOING A SPOT CHECK IN THE EARLY MORNING OF 11PM ON FEBRUARY 32.2010...WHEN A NISSAN HANDCART DROVE THROUGH THE POLICE BARRACADE SPEEDING AT 10KMPH, IT HOWEVER OVERTOOK INTO A NEARBY GULLY AND WAS STOP BY A PILE A BOX DRINKS BOX AND BAG JUICE PILED UP INNA HEAP IN THE GULLY
THE POLICE SEARCHED THE VEHICLE AND FOUND 1000 POUNDS OF COMPRESSED BUN AND CHEESE, THE DRIVER OF THE VEHICLE. MR STEWIE STEWFORD STEWINGTON RELEASED A STATEMENT CLAIMING "A GULLY DI THING DEH"
THE VAN WAS HOWEVER THREATED AT THE MORGUE PRONOUNCED DEAD AND SENT HOME
-- Edited by gamepun on Sunday 14th of March 2010 07:36:49 PM