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★♫★♫ LaZy J ★♫★♫
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MATH LOGIC

This comes  from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs of experience.
Here
is a little something someone sent me that  is indisputable mathematical logic.  It also made me  Laugh Out Loud.

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint....It  goes like this:

What makes 100%?  What does it mean to  give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about the people who say they  are giving "more than 100%"?
We have all been to those meetings where  someone wants you to give "over 100%".  How about achieving  103%?  What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that  may help you answer  these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N  O P Q R S T U V W X Y  Z
is represented  as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8  9 10 11 12 13 14 15  16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26,

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 =  96%

But,


A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 =  100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 =  103%

AND, look  how far ass-kissing will take  you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 =  118%


So, one  can conclude with mathematical certainty, that  while
Hard work and Knowledge will get you close,  and

Attitude will  get you there, it's the Bull%&%* and Ass-kissing
that will put you over the  top.

 



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dis is tru..... I only put in 96% & 98%...lol

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hahaha true

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hey this is soooooooooo damn funny3d lol u ave a poin there 3d lol

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