MI WAKE UP AND SEE 3 WHITEBOARD MESSAGES WAPPEM TO DA YUTE YAH
MADD POULTRY, PSYCHO BIRD, CRAZY CHICKEN OR MR.SCOOPA

YUH DIFFERENT, YAAH GOOD YUTE,MI NUH WRITE PPL THESE THINGS, BUT U WORTH ONE
I GUESS WE CUDDA DRINK TWO GUINNESS OR HIENEKIN AND LISTEN GAZA PON YUH EARTH STRONG

THEY SAY U SHUDNT WRITE A MAN POEM, THE WHOLE THOUGHT IS LUU IF U ASK
HOW SHOULD I BEGIN HMMM, THE WHOLE THING BECOMES A CRAZY TASK

WELL GWAAN DO YUH THING YUTE, EVEN THO WE CYAAH GET ALONG PON THE SITE
PPL DEM SEH YAAH IDIOT, BUT I GUESS DEM NUH SEE SEH U BRIGHT

AND WHILE I FIGURE OUT WHATS NEXT LINE TO WRITE, IM AT THE NINTH ONE
GRAB A BIG HEAD SPLIFF MEK WI LIGHT ONE, CHASE PEPSI WID SOME WHITE RUM

PPL SEH U FOOL, BUT DEM FEAR WEH DEM NUH UNDERSTAND, DEM HATE WHATS FOOLISH
IS LIKE DEM A TUN WAITER, DEM A SERVE BADMIND PON A TRAY LIKE TWO DISH

IF I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY JUST SO, THE POEM JUST A GO TOO CHEAP LIKE U GIVING CASH
DEM HAVE A GRUDGEFUL COLD, U MEK BADMIND NOSE A RUN LIKE VADO IN A STINGING CLASH

WAIT DEH. DIS POEM A NUH POST CYAAD SITTIN, BUT WAIT ME REACH THE 15TH STANZA,WAIT SAH
SCOOPA HAPPY EARTHSTRONG MI DOOPS, IM A ABOUT TO CUT LIKE A GILLETTE RAZOR