MY NAME IS OMAR, THE LAST VALENTINES NIGHT TURNED OUT TO BE A TOTAL NIGHTMARE FOR ME, IT STARTED OUT ROMANTIC...I GAVE MY GIRL A CALL......WE WENT TO THE PARK.......WE HAD LUNCH.........WE HAD DINNER AND WHEN IT WAS TIME FOR THE ULTIMATE LOVEMAKING..........SHE WAS GETTING READY IN THE BATHROOM AND I WANTED TO BE CREATIVE IN MY PRESENTATION FOR HER, I WANTED TO USE MY DICK AS A FLOWERS HOLDER AND STUCK THE ROSE IN MY H.O.O.D HOLE AND IT DAMAGED MY URETHRA, TEARING THE TUBE.........I HAD TO BE RUSHED TO THE HOSPITAL AND IMMEDIATE SURGERY HAD TO BE DONE............NOW IM FACE WID A 5 PERCENT CHANCE OF HAVING CHILDREN
WARNING: NEXT TIME USE A VASE, DONT FOLLOW ME AND GO ALL OUT FOR UR GIRL