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Dj Tweety
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1."No wifey, tek my car instead." 

2."Waiter, this steak is overcooked." 

3."She 'ave a nice body.... but 'ar bottom too big." 

4."Wha'apen Mr.Deejay, you cyaah play some calypso?" 

5."Di pill doan gree wid mi wife so ah gweh get a vasectomy." 

6."No sweetie, ah cyaah tek anodda whites (rum), mi haffi drive all de way to Kingston and it dark and wet outside." 

7."Some ah mi closest friend dem gay." 

8."Size dont matter." 

9."Yeah mi eat under 2 foot table." 

10."Nuff Respect to Brian Lara." 


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what

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real ting


most of it atleast

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lol true ting

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lol

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MAD

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Lol


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lol

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lmao

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lmao @brian lara

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dat's true lol

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kmt

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waa happen wid brian lara????????????
Nevis man dem de same but me nuh catch de brian line

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IT FUNNY CAH IT TRUE...LOL!!!!!!!!

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Lmao


Nuff Respect To Brian Lara

ANU Mi Say!

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tru lol hhaahahahahhahahahahahah

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3."She 'ave a nice body.... but 'ar bottom too big."

4."Wha'apen Mr.Deejay, you cyaah play some calypso?"




9."Yeah mi eat under 2 foot table."

10."Nuff Respect to Brian Lara."
lmao.giflaughing.giflol

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yea wa happen to Brian Lara.........mi a vincy so wise me up

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a lie mi respect lara

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