The Digicel bill was exceptionally high and the man of the house called a family meeting on a Saturday morning after breakfast.
Dad: People, 'ear mi now - Dis wrong. You haff feh cut back yu celly use. Deh phone bill very high an me nuh use fe de house phone. Mi use the one ah mi office.
Mum: Same here. Mi hardly use deh house phone for mi use mi work phone.
Son: Me too. Mi never use the house phone. Mi always use mi company mobile.
Maid: So, wha deh problem? All ah wi nuh deh use we work phone?