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SPOUSE ATTACKED FOR COOKING MACKEREL


An angry husband in Burnt Ground, St Elizabeth, chased his wife with a machete and eventually hurled items at her on Sunday after complaining that she cooked too much tin mackerel.

Information reaching THE STAR is that residents watched and even ran with the man as he tried desperately to catch up with his speedier counterpart who kept on crying for 'murder'.

"Dem people deh come een like poppy show yaw man," one witness, Devon said.

THE STAR heard that the husband, a taxi driver, arrived home in a hungry state and was greeted with a meal of mackerel and white rice.

This angered the man who expressed disgust at the meal, which was quite different from the chicken and rice and peas most Jamaicans are used to on Sundays.

There was a clash of words between the couple and in a matter of moments residents said the wife was seen running from the house, with her enraged spouse waving a machete and giving chase.

The residents watched as the two ran through the community. "Di man kinda fat an him wife slim, slim, slim so him neva ketch har," Devon said.

When the husband realised he had no chance of catching his partner, he began throwing stones and other objects at her.

After the incident, the man, while complaining, showed the residents the meal that got him frustrated. "Di man show we di pot a food weh him lick off a di stove and seh him tired fi eat dat," said another resident Marie.

When THE STAR contacted the Lacovia police, a corporal said they heard of the incident but there were no injuries so a formal report was not made.



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lol **** she ah **** when him not deh and ave no time fi cok proper food lol

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yow a the funniest ting mi eva hear star, St Elizabeth alone dem ting yah gwaan enuh

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Why di **** e man nuh learn fi cook fi himself, lc di man is a disgrace, yuh know how mi want some mackerel right ya now lc jah know star

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Ranade wrote:

Why di **** e man nuh learn fi cook fi himself, lc di man is a disgrace, yuh know how mi want some mackerel right ya now lc jah know star



lc what a wicked act man. You know how much people nuh have nothing fi eat.

 



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taxi drivers mad anyway ...but still lmao

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I don't give two shyts! mi feel weh di man ah talk bout, right ya now mi is a yute weh spend all day ah skool literally n come home too no food, sometime anger will tek yuh trust mi!

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what was his intention, by running around with the machete? did he want to chop his wife up and cook her instead?

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what was his intention, by running around with the machete? did he want to chop his wife up and cook her instead?




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so wha wrong wid mackerel a everyday mi eat dat


him neva hungry WTR

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A CHICKEN MAN SEH PON SUNDAY, WHA KINDA B L O O D C L A A T MACKEREL, DWL!

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Ranade wrote:

Why di **** e man nuh learn fi cook fi himself, lc di man is a disgrace, yuh know how mi want some mackerel right ya now lc jah know star

lc what a wicked act man. You know how much people nuh have nothing fi eat.

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woman fi can cook...a hard day a wuk an a dat shi can do, wen di man a bring in the funds...joke thing dat...guess him di waa gi har a few slap outta di flares cutlas..lol

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