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MARTIAN888
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Bob works hard and
spends most
evenings bowling
or playing
basketball at the
gym. His wife thinks
he is pushing
himself too hard, so for his
birthday she takes him to a
local strip club.
The doorman at the club greets
them and says, "Hey, Bob! How
ya doin?" His wife is puzzled
and asks if he's been to this
club before. "Oh no," says Bob.
"He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a
waitress asks Bob if he'd like
his usual and brings over a
Budweiser. His wife is
becoming increasingly
uncomfortable and says, "How
did she know that you drink
Budweiser?" "She's in the
Ladies' Bowling League, honey.
We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to
their table, throws her arms
around Bob and starts to rub
herself all over him and says,
"Hi Bobbie. Want your usual
table dance, big boy?" Bob's
wife, now furious, grabs her
purse and storms out of the
club.
Bob follows and spots her
getting into a cab. Before she
can slam the door, he jumps in
beside her. Bob tries
desperately to explain how the
stripper must have mistaken
him for someone else, but his
wife is having none of it.
She is screaming at him at the
top of her lungs, calling him
every four letter word in the
book. The cabby turns around
and says, "Geez Bob, you
picked up a real b!$%h this
time." rate this joke on a scale of 1-10


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this 2 long sorry

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