There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything, and just before he died, he said to his wife, "Now listen. When I die, I want you to take all my money and put it in the casket with me, because I wanna take my money to the afterlife with me." 

was sitting there in black, and her friend was sitting next to her. When they finished the ceremony, just before the undertakers got ready to close the casket, the wife said, "Wait just a minute!'

She had a box with her, she came over with the box and put it in the casket. Then the undertakers locked the casket down, and they rolled it 
away. 

So her friend said, "Girl, I know you weren't fool enough to put all that money in there with that man. " 

She said, "girl, I can't lie. I promised him that I was going to put that money in that casket with him, and I'm a woman of my word." 

"You mean to tell me you put that money in the casket with that man?" 

" I sure did," said the wife. "'I wrote him a check."