Derek: Ohhh myyy gosshhh yuh *lo**clat! Oh my gosh yuh nah gimme di money star?! A gyal flex mi deh pon still eno. Hurry up hurry up!
Customer: Geez, okay okay, how much is it?
Derek: $35.00
Customer: Oh Wow, but first ya'll told me $25.00
Derek: $25.00 dolla?!!!? But yuh nuh easy! A rob yah try rob di place bredda. Yuh mussi want ah hearing aid to ra**?!? By di way, dat nuh include mi $10 tip or gas money yet