Big boy went to school and heard other students using 'raas'; not knowing what it means he went home and said to his mother, "mama wat raas mean?"

His mother replied "is di ting whey yuh fada heng im hat pan."

The next day Big boy heard the word 'f**kin' being used. He went home and asked his father this time what it means. His father replied, "Dat a jus when u a put on clothes fi go somewhere."

Big Boy heard yet another word, 'b*m*o', so he went home and asked his parents what it means and was told that 'b*m*o' is a walking stick.

It was now Sunday and pastor stopped by to give Big Boy and his parents a lift to church. When pastor saw that only Big Boy was ready to go he asked, "Where are your parents boy?"

Big Boy replied, "Them upstairs f**kin so come een an put yuh hat pan dah raas deh an lean up yuh b*m*o right deh suh!"