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A few jokes about the white house king Bill clinton a.k.a the white pimp

. Why did Bill Clinton name his new dog Buddy?
he couldn't bear to say "Come Spot... Come Spot!"



What does Bill Clinton and a country folk dancer have in common?
They both throw a ho down.

What's green and smells like Monica Lewinsky?
  The pool table in the oval office


. 100 Women Surveyed, "Would you have sex with Bill Clinton?"
 80% said not again.

Do you know why Monica got a stain on her dress?
She didn't keep her mouth shut!

Why did Bill Clinton stop playing the saxophone?
 He was too busy playing the hormonica.

Why can't the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
 Everyone would be afraid to lick it





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