Santa was talking to his fiancee, Jeeto, and he said, Be honest, how am I as a lover?
To which Jeeto replied, Honey, I would definitely say that you`re warm.

Really? Santa said excitedly.

Yes, In fact I would say that you`re the dictionary definition of the word warm.

Santa was pleased until he went home and, just for fun, checked his dictionary and found, WARM: Not so hot.