Members Login
Username 
 
Password 
    Remember Me  
Chatbox
Please login or register to participate in the chat
djromie (Mzja Dj) wrote
December 31st
sayhello blessed new year
 
tallboss876 wrote
November 16th
hail
 
djromie (Mzja Dj) wrote
Oct 15, 2024
anyone dehya
 
Mediiazone Forums → MZ @ 2013 :: A Owa Endz → Funny Stuff → BLACK PANTIES
 

Topic: BLACK PANTIES

Page 1 of 1  sorted by
Wide (rest of width)
Narrow (200px)
Dj Tweety
DJ GLAMAROUS_RUE
Status: Offline
Posts: 3826
Date:

BLACK PANTIES
Permalink  
Black Panties!!!!!

Anna had lost her husband almost  four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the world..

Finally, Anna said she'd go out,but didn't know anyone.

Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom! I have someone for you to meet."

Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Vermont.
 
Their first night there, she undressed as he did.
There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties; he was in his birthday suit..
  
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"

She replied: "My breasts you can fondle,my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning."

He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

The following night was the same--she stood there wearing the black panties,
and he was in his birthday suit--but now he was wearing a black condom.
  
She looked at him and asked: 
" What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences."


__________________
 
 
Garrick
MZ Super Veteran
Status: Offline
Posts: 6973
Date:
Permalink  
old but mad same way

__________________
5
Nickquane
NICK D QUICK
Status: Offline
Posts: 5262
Date:
Permalink  
c already

__________________



ja1badboy
Breaking Out Type
Status: Offline
Posts: 469
Date:
Permalink  
NASTY BOY DAT

__________________
sting
MZ STINGERKILLER
Status: Offline
Posts: 4721
Date:
Permalink  
lol

__________________
Sting di stinga killah
Dj Blitz
MZ Guru
Status: Offline
Posts: 1235
Date:
Permalink  
lol no this really funny !!

__________________
avatar.img?ID=212862avatar.img?ID=209324
Talented
MZ Guru
Status: Offline
Posts: 1027
Date:
Permalink  
lol madddd

__________________
Teacha
Teacha
Status: Offline
Posts: 4475
Date:
Permalink  
ooozeeet

__________________
Its better to Have plans and Schemes than Hopes and Dreams.........Hard Work is the Key to Sucsess..doah
GAZA MI SEY

avrh4m.gif
qaure
The Leeching Type
Status: Offline
Posts: 14
Date:
Permalink  
old

__________________
bLaCkBeatZ
MZ Life Time Super G/\Z/\ Member
Status: Offline
Posts: 26023
Date:
Permalink  
qaure wrote:

old



 



__________________

djromeo
MZ Guru
Status: Offline
Posts: 1455
Date:
Permalink  
lol wtf...zeen

__________________
Why Do It In Time...Timeless!
Dj Tweety
DJ GLAMAROUS_RUE
Status: Offline
Posts: 3826
Date:
Permalink  
lol

__________________
 
 
vanyerzz
MZ Guru
Status: Offline
Posts: 1523
Date:
Permalink  
lol

__________________
impulse241392filebaner.gif
~XIV~
L~I~LP~I~M~P
Status: Offline
Posts: 1965
Date:
Permalink  
lmao a suh mi love see the man dem roll

__________________

Peppa Skull!!!
Page 1 of 1  sorted by
Quick Reply

Please log in to post quick replies.
 
Tweet this page Post to Digg Post to Del.icio.us