A Jamaican driving in his brand new BMW Z8 pulls over to >> take a leak. A >> truck speeding down the street crashes into his door just >> as he`s about >> to come out of his car, sending it flying off the hinges. >> Enraged, he >> uses his cell phone to call 911. When the police arrives >> he explains >> what happened: "Star, di man jus come lick off de door a >> mi bimm er!! Mi car >> write off to ra$$!!" The police, after surveying the >> scene shakes his >> head in amazement and says, "You Jamaicans are so >> materialistic. >> >> You`re so into the damage of your car door, that you >> didn`t even realize that >> your hand is still attached to it!!" The guy, finally >> realizing this, >> looks at his amputated hand and screams out, Bl@@dclaat!! >> Mi rolex!!!