A woman three months pregnant falls into a coma. Six month later she awakes and ask the nearest doctor about the fate of her baby. "You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine," says the doctor. "Luckily, your brother named them for you" "Oh nuts," not my brother! he's an idiot! "What did he call the girl" "De-nise," the doctor replies. Thinking that's isn't so bad, she ask. "And what did he name the boy?" The doctor answer "De-nephew"