One day, Rambo was walking down King Street when he saw his friend Shabba driving a brand new pickup. Shabba pulled up to him with a wide grin.'Shabba, where'd you get that truck?!?'

'Wendy gave it to me' Shabba replied.

'She gave it to you? I knew she was kinda sweet on ya, but a new truck?'

'Well, Rambo, let me tell you what happened. We were driving up Hope Road, late last night. Wendy pulled off the road, put the truck in 4-wheel drive and headed to Hope Garden. She parked the truck, got out, threw off all her clothes and said, 'Shabba, take whatever you want'.

So I took the truck!'

'Shabba, you're a smart man!'

'Them clothes woulda never fit you!'
CERTAINLY NOT A JAMAICAN