Bf: 'Ignore him.'  Gf: 'I can't.' Bf: 'Why not?' Gf: 'He is using my hand!'

3)  The Bio teacher draws a huge PENIS on the board and asks 'Does anybody know what this is?   Dirty Harry says 'Oh, it's a penis and you know dad's got 2 of them?'
The teacher says '2 of them?' Harry says 'ya. ' The little one he uses to pee and the big one to brush mum's teeth.'

4)  4 miracles of a woman

   Getting wet without taking a shower
   Bleeding without getting hurt
   Giving milk without eating gra**
   Making boneless meat hard

5)  What is the smallest hotel in the world?  The answer is 'Vagina Inn '  It accomodates only 1 standing occupant with his 2 baggages left outside.

6)  Unborn twins saw a penis approaching
1st:  Papa coming, papa coming
2nd: U fool, it's uncle lah.  Papa never comes with raincoat