Lulu was a prostitute. One day there was a raid. All the 
prostitutes were lined up outside the police station as they took them 
in one by one. [/font]

As Lulu stood in line, she saw her Grandma coming down the 
street and was so ashamed; Grandma didn't know her occupation. Grandma 
stopped to say hi and asked what the line was for. 

Lulu, saving face, said that the police were giving away fresh 
oranges to those waiting. Grandma said wonderful, she loved oranges and 
got at the end of the line. 

When the policeman got to the end and saw her, he was amazed. 

He said, 'How the heck do you do this at your age?' 

She said, 'I just take out my teeth, rip the skin back and *u*k 
'em dry!' 

The policeman fainted. [font="inherit"]


-- Edited by Star bwoy on Sunday 3rd of May 2009 02:49:03 PM