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shottafiyah
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 A Jamaican moved to Barbados and bought a donkey from an old Bajan farmer for $100.00.  The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.  The next day, the Bajan farmer drove up and said, 'Sorry, but I 'have  some bad news. The donkey dead.'
De Jamaican said, 'Well dat alrite, just gi mi, mi money back.'  'Can't do that. I spend the money already.' De Jamaican said, 'Ok, den. Just leave the donkey wid me.'
  
'What are you going to do with it?' the Bajan farmer asked.
Jamaican: 'A goin raffle de donkey.'  
Farmer: 'You can't raffle a dead donkey!'
Jamaican: 'Yeah man. Watch. I nah tell nobody it dead.'
A month later the farmer met up with the Jamaican and asked, 'What  'appened with that dead donkey?'
 Jamaican: 'Bwoy the donkey raffle off. I sell 1000 tickets at $2.00 a piece and make a profit of $1898.00.'
 Farmer: 'Didn't anyone cuss?'
Jamaican: 'just t he man who win. So mi giv him, back him $2.00. Yu have no cow a sell????



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lol...yow this bad...real con-artist

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nobody read it... smile.gif((( me and u alone

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POST ALREADY!!!

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dont f*k wid JA ppl We Born Hustlers

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THAT ILL FOR REAL

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oneny MADD!!

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MADDDD!!!!

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madddddddddddddddddddddd lol

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lol. THIS MAAAAAAAAAAD

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only a jamaican cud a come up with som'n like dat lollol

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lmao

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