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Topic: FACTS ABOUT MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEN COME DEFEND IT LMAOOOOOOOOOO

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mrs kalongi
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FACTS ABOUT MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MEN COME DEFEND IT LMAOOOOOOOOOO
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WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
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>(because they are plugged into a genius)
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>2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
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>(they don't have enough time)
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>3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
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>(they don't stop to ask directions)
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>4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
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>(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
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>You're laughing, aren't you?!?!
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>5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
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>(so they won't hump women's legs at c**ktails parties)
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>6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
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>(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
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>7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
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>(don't know.....its never happened)
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>And my personal favorite:
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>8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
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>(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)




-- Edited by BABY on Saturday 14th of March 2009 02:36:38 AM

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mizz_backas
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LOL

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ssugarlipss (Administrator)
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lmaolmao

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Scoota
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lool mi ago cum bk an defend di ting in a bit

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lollollol 1rst one mek sense

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If u blame life u blame who give it suh dnt blame life blame the way how u live it, God neva  sleep him wake him nuh mek mistake suh blame it on u frends and in u surroundings weh fake

 

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mrs kalongi
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I GUESS IT TRUE CUZ I DONT C NO DEFENDERS

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lol....

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"because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock" lmao crossesssssss

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YO BABY GWEH, DEM TING DEH NUH GO FI ME, MI CAN TALK FI MISELF SO GWEH lmao
BADANG!!!

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BABY wrote:

 

 WHY 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
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>(don't know.....its never happened)

YOU DONT HEAR US COMPLAININ ABOUT PUTTIN THE TOILET SEAT UP... DO YOU???

 



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lol

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>8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
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>(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)

lmao dis mad!

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weird it nuh guh so fi me , mi sorry fi di bways who are concernin bout dem ting deh 



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Msz JayBee
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lollollollollollol why do men snore? lmao

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LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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THE GYAL DEM DEM DEH PON MEDICATION BECAUSE OF THEM JUICE ADDICTION

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mrs kalongi
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jamaicabwoy wrote:

BABY wrote:

 

 WHY 7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
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>(don't know.....its never happened)

YOU DONT HEAR US COMPLAININ ABOUT PUTTIN THE TOILET SEAT UP... DO YOU???

 


lollollollollol

 



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lol

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