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DJNAZ GURL POWER INTL SOUND
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DIVORCE VS MURDER.....

DJ-NAZ copy.gifA NICE, CALM AND RESPECTABLE LADY WENT INTO THE PHARMACY, WALKED UP TO THE
> PHARMACIST, LOOKED STRAIGHT INTO HIS EYES, AND SAID, "I WOULD LIKE TO BUY
> SOME CYANIDE."
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>
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> THE PHARMACIST ASKED, "WHY IN THE WORLD DO YOU NEED CYANIDE?"
>
> THE LADY REPLIED, "I NEED IT TO POISON MY HUSBAND."
>
> THE PHARMACIST'S EYES GOT BIG AND HE EXCLAIMED, "LORD HAVE MERCEY! I CAN'T
> GIVE YOU CYANIDE TO KILL YOUR HUSBAND.
>
> THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW! I'LL LOSE MY LICENSE! THEY'LL THROW BOTH OF US IN
> JAIL! ALL KINDS OF BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN. ABSOLUTELY NOT! YOU CANNOT HAVE
> ANY CYANIDE!"
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> THE LADY REACHED INTO HER PURSE AND PULLED OUT A PICTURE OF HER HUSBAND IN
> BED WITH THE PHARMACIST'S WIFE. THE PHARMACIST LOOKED AT THE PICTURE AND
> REPLIED, "WELL NOW, THAT'S A DIFFERENT. YOU DIDN'T TELL ME YOU HAD A
> PERSCRIPTION!".
>

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