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A 17 year-old Jamaican girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for the last two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the pharmacy and buys a pregnancy test.

Confirming her worst fears, the test result is positive. Shouting, swearing and crying, the Mother says, "Which ra** man do dis to you? Mi need fi know now!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a BMW X5 pulls up in front of their house; a dapper looking man dressed in an Armani suit steps out and walks to the house.

He sits in the living room with the father, the mother, & the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the situation. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation, but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs & provide for your daughter for the rest of her life.

Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a $2,000,000 bank account. He continues: "If a boy is born, my legacy will be a factory and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and very decisively tells him, "You can breed har again ..."

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Crouch111

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Date: 00:07 02/14 2009

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haahahaha ra** __________________

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hahaha................gold digging parents. __________________ Somewhere far along this road, he lost his soul to a woman so heartless.. How could I be so heartless? Oh.. How could I be so heartless?

THUGG

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Date: 00:21 02/14 2009

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sen already..................from the days of ............. __________________ GAZA

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Date: 12:52 02/14 2009

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Date: 12:52 02/14 2009

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lol __________________

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Date: 12:57 02/14 2009

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gold digga dem __________________ WHEN I STARTED FLIRTING WITH THE HUSTLE FALIURE BECAME MY EX NOW I'M ENGAGED TO THE GAME AND MARRIED TO SUCCESS

koolieman

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Date: 12:58 02/14 2009

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its all about d $ fi dem __________________

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BAD, IT SICKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!! __________________

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Date: 13:10 02/14 2009

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da fada deh a real sample BADANG!!! __________________

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Date: 00:28 02/15 2009

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good 1 __________________ If u blame life u blame who give it suh dnt blame life blame the way how u live it, God neva sleep him wake him nuh mek mistake suh blame it on u frends and in u surroundings weh fake