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Topic: THE SMALL DICK SONG!!!!!!!!!!! SING IT LADIES!!!! DWLLLLLLLLLL

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mrs kalongi
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THE SMALL DICK SONG!!!!!!!!!!! SING IT LADIES!!!! DWLLLLLLLLLL
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SING IT GIRLS!!! OUT LOUD
 At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t,  just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!
 
Go on now-go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!
 
 [Chorus]
 
 I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

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I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

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lmao maaaaaaaaaaaadd
dwl @ french fry

-- Edited by Dj_Rubbut at 16:08, 2009-01-24

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loooooooooooool

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mrs kalongi
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THE MEN NEED 2 COUNTERACT IT DWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

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jepomaxxx
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ra**...mi soon counteract dat lol

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mrs kalongi
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MEK SURE DERE IS TRUTH 2 D COUNTERACTIONS NO IMAGINATIONS

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MZ Sexual Eruption
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madmadmad...but ra**claat me nuh want 10 inches a ra**s...nope nope..nuh 10 inches

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bwoy mi know weh fi sey lol

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lol

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lol haha

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Dj Dillie
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lol

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di teacha sey yu fi buil

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Msz JayBee
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I posted that in the girls section lol

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prettyplustax wrote:

madmadmad...but ra**claat me nuh want 10 inches a ra**s...nope nope..nuh 10 inches



LOL



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