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> > A woman was helping her husband set up his computer and, at > the appropriate point in the process, she told him that he > would now need to enter a password.    > Something he could remember easily and would use each time > he had to log on.    > The husband was a bit bored by the process and, feeling in > a rather amorous mood, figured he would try for the shock > effect to bring this to his wife's attention.   >   > So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he > paused for effect, then letter by letter, with his wife > watching over his shoulder, he keyed in .....        >   > P   E   N    I    S  >   > His wife fell off her chair laughing when the computer > replied : PASSWORD REJECTED ............ NOT LONG ENOUGH ..........