Q: What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A: A cloud

Q: What do you call a camal with 3 humps?
A: Humphreys

Q: What do cows do for entertainment?
A: They rent moovies!

Q: What do you call a deer with no eyes ?
A: I have no I-Deer.

Q: How do you stop a fish from smelling?
A: Cut its nose off.

Q: What is invisable and smells like carrots?
A: Rabbit farts.

Q: Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?
A: He was charged with battery.

Q: What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball?
A: Juan on Juan.

Q: What does a fish say when it runs into a wall?
A: DAMN!

If a turtle doesnt have a shell, is it naked or homeless?