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Date: 14:54 01/16 2009

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Yo mama so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
Yo mama so fat she's on both sides of the family!
Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
Yo mama so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.
Yo mama so fat that when I tried to drive around her I ran out of gas.
Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite
pictures
Yo mama so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!
Yo mama so fat they tie a rope around her shoulders and drag her
through a tunnel when they want to clean it.
Yo mama so old I told her to act her age and she died.
Yo mama so old she co-wrote one of the ten commandments.
Yo mama so old she has a picture of Moses in her yearbook.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
Yo mama so old she ran track with dinosaurs.
Yo mama so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.
Yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone!
Yo mama so stupid she gets lost in thought.
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
Yo mama so stupid she got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours,
Yo mama so stupid she has to ask for a price check at the dollar store.
Yo mama so stupid she jumped out the window and went up.

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