In some country house way out in some place lived a old lady, a very old lady. She had this problem see, no matter how hard she tried she couldn't keep from passing gas all the time, but they didn't smell or make a sound. One day she could put up with it no more so she went to see a doctor about this problem. She told the whole story to the doctor and also put in that she had actually pooted fifteen times since she was in the office. The doctor said ahh! i see and gave her some pills. He said take one of these every two hours and you'll be fine. Well about a week later the lady came back hopping mad, she told the doctor not only does she still fart but they smell awful too. The doctor said Ahh yes, now that we cleared up your sinuses it is time to work on your hearing.