Two old ladies were smoking cigarettes while waiting for a bus.

It started to rain, so one old lady reached into her purse, took out a condom, cut off the tip and slipped it over her cigarette and continued to smoke.

Her friend saw this and said, "Hey that's a good idea! What is it that you put over your cigarette?"

The first old lady said, "It's a condom."

"A condom? Where do you get those?"

The lady with the dry cigarette told her friend that you could purchase condoms at the pharmacy.

When the two old ladies arrived downtown, the old lady with all the questions went into the pharmacy and asked the pharmacist if he sold condoms.

The pharmacist said yes, but looked a little surprised that this old woman was interest in condoms, so he asked her, "What size do you want?"

The old lady thought for a minute and said,

"One that will fit a Camel."