Posted by Bossip Staff

Viagra has been added to the list of things to bribe people with:

The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.

Four blue pills. Viagra.

Take one of these. Youll love it, the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam.

The enticement worked. The officer, who described the encounter, returned four days later to an enthusiastic reception. The grinning chief offered up a bonanza of information about Taliban movements and supply routes followed by a request for more pills.

Viagra sounds about right. We heard that those little blue pills are off the chain, and we bet those cats are going to be getting after some backs so hard, the whole cave will shake.