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Ras Jonah and his "C.O.C.K!!!!!!!!!"

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Ras Jonah was advised that his uncle wanted to see him b4 he died, so Ras Jonah quickly grabbed the nearest items and headed to the bus park in Ocho Rios. Before the departure, Ras Jonah had with him a big bag of weed & a Rooster in a Box, in which he placed the Rooster under the seat and the Weed on the seat, because he wanted to get something to eat.

So upon returning, Ras Jonah discovered his weed bag moved from the window seat and a BIG FAT Lady occuping the seat. Knowing that his uncle is in a sick state, he didn't wanted cause any fuss to halt his journey, so he went ahead and sat down beside the huge lady.

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Now the journey has ended and it's now time to get off the buss, so Ras Jonah picked up his Weed Bag, paid the conductor and continue to exit the park. Then it dawned on him that he left his Rooster under the seat, so he went back and saw that the BIG FAT LADY was still sitting there with the rooster under her seat. So ras Jonah with no hesitation says to the enormous lady:

"Sista open up yu leg dem wide, so dat mi can tek out back mi C.O.C.K!!!!!!!" 
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