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Msz JayBee

The Angelic One

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Date: 17:27 12/10 2008

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Just got this email thought I'd share it.

At first I was afraid, I was petrified.
When you said you had 10 inches, Lord I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years just waiting for a man that long, That I grew strong, and I knew that I could take you on...
But there you are, another lie,
I was ready for a Big Mac and you've brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bulls***t, just a sad pathetic dream
Should have known there was no Anaconda lurking in those Jeans!

Go on now-go! , Walk out the door,
Don't you promise me 10 inches, then turn up with only 4!
Weren't you a brat to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count??!!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

It took all my self control not to laugh out loud,
When I saw your little weiner standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multispeed!

[Chorus]

I will survive! I will survive!
Cuz as long as I have batteries,
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!

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msvybzkartel

Noobs

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Date: 14:45 12/19 2008

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MZ Sexual Eruption

MZJA Gaza Princess

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Date: 22:20 12/20 2008

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Lmao: funny shit yow...sickkkkkkkk __________________ WHEN I STARTED FLIRTING WITH THE HUSTLE FALIURE BECAME MY EX NOW I'M ENGAGED TO THE GAME AND MARRIED TO SUCCESS

janets

Noobs

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Date: 11:15 01/10 2009

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Date: 09:35 01/11 2009

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MZ Pretty Devil

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Date: 01:50 01/17 2009

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Date: 07:28 02/19 2009

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*Sham-Rock Production*

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Date: 07:32 02/19 2009

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MZ Teacha

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Date: 12:42 02/19 2009

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MDZJA.....BAREFACE.....MDZJA

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Date: 12:44 02/19 2009

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MZ Guru

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Date: 12:50 02/19 2009

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Date: 00:52 02/25 2009

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