Here's the least surprising statement you'll hear today -- DMX is back behind bars.
X was apprehended today by the FBI -- get this -- on an island off the coast of Florida.
The serial arrestee was picked up just days after a bench warrant was issued for his arrest, because he missed a court appearance last Friday in Arizona.
He's currently locked up in the Miami-Dade County jail.
How's this for ironic -- DMX was arrested at the house of a guy who also had a warrant for his arrest this year: strapped-for-cash record producer Scott Storch.
X was picked up at Scott's Palm Island mansion -- the one that was foreclosed on in July -- after a woman in Georgia tipped off the Maricopa County Sheriff's office to his whereabouts.
The woman made the call after hearing there was a $5,000 reward for any info that would lead to the rapper's capture.
Scott's warrant was issued earlier this year after he failed to show up for a child-support case.
I NEVER fail, i'm just SUCCESSFUL in finding out what doesn't work Freedom is never voluntarily given by the oppressor; it must be demanded by the oppressed.
Part of the plan.. an artiste .. who need publicity missed a court case and was found at the house of a broke or going broke record producer "who needs publicity and promotion"..