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MZ Teacha
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Speaking Carefully

A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesnt seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head.


The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: My friend is dead! What can I do?


The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: Just take it easy. I can help. First, lets make sure hes dead.

There is a silence, then a shot is heard. The guys voice comes back on the line. He says: OK, now what?



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