I bet your wondering, is he being punk'd by god?
well, he went to Sea World and came back with a Whale, congrats.


No it ain't a polar bear hugging him, but yeah, he does look slightly afraid.


As you can see, her side of the family looks like the Klumps family, vanilla edition.


I know what your think, and no, he didn't actually took that picture of him capturing the great white white while. Ripleys believe or not said that it was his wife.


Jesus, if they were to have children they should be prosecuted for child abuse b/c no child should be subject to them being their parent. f**kin kid should strangle itself with the umbilical cord to end the misery ASAP.


I really don't get this, why did that guy made such bad investment. I can understand having a low self esteem and not knowledge of woman whatsoever, and her being his first girlfriend ever after a drunken night during a "night out with the guys" at the local bar, but why? His wife is not going to get any hotter, I doubt she'll loose the weight, and she looks like she can be really bitchy too.


 
A cake made of twinkies, obviously her favorite snack, lol..


And yes, that's one aerodynamic forehead.


I didn't even know Big Foot's could breed with Chupacabra.


Buy a shotgun. "The Hills Have Eyes" is real!!


Brave brave man. Not only do you wake up beside that every day but you also see her naked. Charging an enemy position will be a walk in the park compared to that. Hell, I damn sure would face an entire army before I would go to bed with whale im pretty that his buddys jealous and were all over them, with harpoons!!!!!
And that other Thing, good god! Ive think u killed my sex life, I cant get that whale out of my mind!


Obesity runs in her family, and it runs FAST!!



















lmao I don't even know what is the worst part about this woman.

a) Her big fat body with small tits somehow
b) Her exaggerated, sloping brow
c) Her facial fat causing her to squint permanently
d) Her receding hairline
Put a wig on that dude and he'd make a more convincing woman than her.


some people marry there own sex. some people marry animals. congrats bro, you've just done both











































You know what, I say good for them. Regardless of physical appearence, they love each other and seem genuinely happy....that's more than 90% of us can say.





-- Edited by titus at 21:00, 2008-11-26