Yo mama's arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear!

Yo mama's mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound!

Yo mama's so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared!

Yo mama's so short she does backflips under the bed!

Yo mama's so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence!

Yo mama's so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama's so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed!

Yo mama's so fat people jog around her for exercise!  Yo mama's so ugly we have to tie a steak around your neck so the dog will play with her!

Yo mama's so ugly that yo daddy first met her at the pound!

Yo mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

Yo mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Planet of the Apes!

Yo mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras!