A Jamaican driving in his brand new BMW Z8 pulls over to take a leak. A truck speeding down the street crashes into his door just as hes about to come out of his car, sending it flying off the hinges. Enraged, he uses his cell phone to call 911. When the police arrives, the Jamaican man explains what happened. 'Star, di man jus come lick off de door a mi bimmer!! Mi car write off to ra**!!' The police, after surveying the scene shakes his head in amazement and says, You Jamaicans are so materialistic.Youre so into the damage of your car door, that you didnt even realize that your hand is still attached to it!' The guy, finally realizing this, looks at his amputated hand and screams out,'*lo**claat!!! Mi rolex!!!'


-- Edited by Dj_Rubbut at 18:31, 2008-10-16