A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife 'Ya
know sumptin', womon, we have a wonderful new system at de Fire
Station...

Bell 1 rings, we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings, we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings, we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.


So from now on womon, when I say 'Bell one', I want you to strip naked.
When I say ' Bell two', you jump on de bed.
When I say ' Bell three', we's gonna mek love all tru de night girl.'


The next night he came home and shouted:
'Bell One!', and his wife stripped naked.
'Bell Two!', and she jumped on the bed.
'Bell Three!', and they started to make love.


After a few minutes, the wife yelled out 'Bell Four!'.


'WOMON... What da hic is 'Bell Four'?', he asked.


She replied 'ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, Man, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR DA
FIRE!!!!'