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Seen my new secretary?" asked the businessman.

"Yeah," his buddy replied," she's gorgeous."

"Well, she's a Robot, the latest model from Japan."

"Jeez, that's amazing! What can she do?"

"If you squeeze her left tit, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right tit, she types 185 wpm for you. And when you screw her it feels better than the real thing."

"Sounds perfect."

"l almost got hurt once, though."

"How?"

"Well," he grimaced, "let's just say I didn't know her ass was

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