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Man + woman

Man + Woman

 

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy

Smart Man + Smart Woman = Affair

Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Marriage

Smart Boss + Smart Employee = Profits

Smart Boss + Dumb Employee = Profit Deduction

Dumb Boss + Smart employee = Promotion

Dumb Boss + Dumb Employee = Over time

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A man will pay $2.00 for a $ 1.00 item he needs.

A woman will pay $1.00 for a $2.00item that she does not need.

A woman worried about the future until she gets married.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

To be happy with a man, you must love him a little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.

Men wake up as good looking as they went to bed.

Women somehow deteriorate overnight.

A woman marries a man expect he would change, but he doesnt.

A man marries a woman expecting she wont change, but she does.

Married men live longer than single men, but married men are more willing to die. Any married men should forget his mistake. Theres no use in two people remembering the same thing.

A woman has the last word in a argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.


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