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Mediiazone Forums → MZ @ 2013 :: A Owa Endz → Funny Stuff → Confucius Says:
 

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Mrs. Modo
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Confucius
Says:
 
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Virginity like
bubble, one prick, all gone.
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Man who run in
front of car get tired.
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Man who run behind
car get exhausted.
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Man with hand in
pocket feel c**ky all day.
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Foolish man give
wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright
organ.
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Man who walk
through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
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Man with one
chopstick go hungry.
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Man who scratch ass
should not bite fingernails.
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Man who eat many
prunes get good run for money.
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Baseball is wrong:
man with four balls cannot walk.
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Panties  not
best thing on earth! But next to best thing on
earth.
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War does not
determine who is right, war determine who is
left.
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Wife who put
husband in doghouse soon find him in
cathouse.
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Man who fight with
wife all day get no piece at night.
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It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it.
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Man who drive like
hell, bound to get there.
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Man who stand on
toilet is high on pot.
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Man who live in
glass house should change clothes in
basement.
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Man who fish in
other man's well often catch crabs.
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Man who fart in
church sit in own pew.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Crowded elevator
smell different to midget.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*


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lol mad ting dem yah

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lol

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lol lord have mercy lol

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It take many nails
to build crib, but one screw to fill it!


Thats some real shit

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lollollol

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