Q. What's the difference between oral sex & anal sex? A. Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak.
Q. What's the difference between a @!$%^ and a whore? A. A whore sleeps with everybody at the party, and a @!$%^ sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? A. The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Why do men take showers instead of baths? A. Pissing in the bath is disgusting
What's the leading cause of death among lesbians? A: Hair balls.
Q: What's good on a pizza, but bad on a p*u**yy? A: Crust.
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